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JoKE-LawyerA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.JoKE-Lawyer
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but
by ~Smurf007
JoKE-ChristmasA few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."JoKE-Christmas
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use n
by ~Smurf007
JoKE-spaghettiA wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.JoKE-spaghetti
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, a
by ~Smurf007
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- Current Residence: in the chair, infront of computer,in the dining room
- Interests: shopping, talking, swearing, gymnastics
- Favourite movie: Spiderman II ( not eleven 2 you morons) he he
- Favourite band or musician: Gwen Stefani
- Favourite genre of music: pop and country: interesting combo.
- Favourite artist: TheAimz, agentL, and nyuji-tora!!! (my friends)
- Favourite poet or writer: Lemony Snicket
- Favourite photographer: me
- Favourite style of art: all types are cool
- Operating System: Windows xp
- MP3 player of choice: iriver
- Shell of choice: clammy:heir of Sponge and Sea Star
- Wallpaper of choice: patterned
- Skin of choice: mine
- Favourite game: CRANIUM...........who doesn't like that? *cough...cough*
- Favourite gaming platform: board games
- Favourite cartoon character: pink panther........pink yay!
- Personal Quote: "Damn, Brandon's got some BIG Feet!!~m. "You know what that means..*winkwink*Big Shoes!
- Tools of the Trade: Colored Pencils and Sharpie
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Welcome to the triple digits.
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